"Mario's Castle" Socks
Who needs steroidal mushrooms when you've got these puppies on your feet? Get out there and kill some turtles!
Made from 75% sweat-wicking acrylic, 15% nylon, and 10% spandex.
Featuring a double-stitched heel and toe, “Easy Fit” cuff for a great fit, and leprechaun whiskers for good luck.