Socks won’t save you when you’re dying alone somewhere in Wyoming. But you’ll look good when people find your remains. So you got that goin’ for ya.

Made from 75% sweat-wicking acrylic, 15% nylon, and 10% spandex.  

Featuring a double-stitched heel and toe, “Easy Fit” cuff for a great fit, and leprechaun whiskers for good luck.   

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