"Oregon Trail" Socks
Socks won’t save you when you’re dying alone somewhere in Wyoming. But you’ll look good when people find your remains. So you got that goin’ for ya.
Made from 75% sweat-wicking acrylic, 15% nylon, and 10% spandex.
Featuring a double-stitched heel and toe, “Easy Fit” cuff for a great fit, and leprechaun whiskers for good luck.